if god came down on christmas day,
i know exactly what he'd say-
he'd say oi! to the punks
and oi! to the skins
but oi! to the world and everybody wins!

-vandals -oi to the world!

once when i was around 12 or so i had a santa dream. i was old enough to know that it was all a hoax, but i still had this amazingly real dream that santa was on the roof and i went out and saw him there with his reindeer and everything. towards the end of it he flew off into the night sky just like in the cartoons. when i woke up i was confused, because it was such a real dream, probably the most real dream i've ever had. at the time i felt really childish for having that dream, but looking back i say wow. that was an awesome dream. i hope i have that dream again sometime.

it's begining to look a lot like christmas...

-L. McGuire