Thursday, September 23, 2004

Dear College,

Oh College. Why must you taunt me so? You tease me with your weeks of freedom and carefreeness, and then, when my interest is peaked and I fall in deep, you spring like a pissed bee. And you sting me. Stinging with the pain and... well... pain of design class. And the sting hurts like a mo fo, and then, to add insult to injury, the stinger breaks off and I have to spend like half an hour with tweezers trying to get it out and my arm is swollen up like a freaking balloon... Alright, point is, College, you're killing me with this two timing crap. I know you're seeing other guys behind my back as I spend hours, nay, days working on 9 3 inches by 3 inches squares of repeating patterns for design class. I saw you with all those happy people getting free bibles on the quad today while I trudged to class and back to my dorm. And that's another thing, I'm tired of you leaving your heat all over my room. It's bad enough my "house" is one room, but for you to leave all that heat and humidity here, that's just mean. College, I could go on and on about all the wrong you done me, and I don't want to. This life is killing me. I know, I know, I've hurt you too. But I changed, College, why can't you? Please, College, I love you, and I need you to make an effort. Just try to change, for me, College, for me. I know you will. We can work it out.

With love,


Thursday, September 16, 2004

I guess the world is a little less loud and fast now.
I guess the world is a little less ultra-conservative borderline Nazi now.
Thanks, Tim!

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

So, I was posting in a comment war on the D3 site, and I realized we should have a message board for this type of stuff. So, please, head on over to the brand new A TEAM MESSAGE BOARD! and have yourself a good time.

Monday, September 13, 2004

So, i'm sitting in the laundry room off par, blogging from my foan. Isn't technology great? Active stainfighting formula!

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Oh, ho ho. Man, have I got a gift for all you kids out there in TV Land. Whatever you do, read this, this, and this. And then you can thank me. Or pay me. Or you know... wait, I just wrote myself into a corner. Those are really the only two things you can do.

Oh, and would you rather live in a magic room which you can't leave (but people can visit, ie. parties!), or just eat crayons (no liquids either, you have to drink melted crayons, ie. no beer [thank PK for that one]) for the rest of your life? Post a comment with your answer.