Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Friday, January 06, 2006

I've been pushing G-Talk for quite a while and I've gotten many questions as to why people should switch over. Isn't it obvious? Google will soon be taking over the world, then streamlining it, make it very pleasing to look at, then make us use things we never realized we wanted, then force us all to work in the salt mines. Yes, they are going to force use to mine salt, a very precious commodity on the moon, where they will be moving their operations. The salt mines will be harsh and painful, the direct opposite of all of Google's technology, and this fate will be suffered by all who did not support Google when they didn't own the world. Mac users and PC users will perish alike, and the only ones "saved" will be those of us who have pushed their products in beta and worn the seal of Google. Pat Lange is one of them. He has a shirt that proudly marks him as Google-proud, I'm sure he will be given comfortable lodging at the end. Me? I use Blogger, Gmail, G-talk, Google, and Google video and I've been pushing G-talk for weeks. I hope for a painless death when they day of Google arrives. As should you.