Friday, January 06, 2006

I've been pushing G-Talk for quite a while and I've gotten many questions as to why people should switch over. Isn't it obvious? Google will soon be taking over the world, then streamlining it, make it very pleasing to look at, then make us use things we never realized we wanted, then force us all to work in the salt mines. Yes, they are going to force use to mine salt, a very precious commodity on the moon, where they will be moving their operations. The salt mines will be harsh and painful, the direct opposite of all of Google's technology, and this fate will be suffered by all who did not support Google when they didn't own the world. Mac users and PC users will perish alike, and the only ones "saved" will be those of us who have pushed their products in beta and worn the seal of Google. Pat Lange is one of them. He has a shirt that proudly marks him as Google-proud, I'm sure he will be given comfortable lodging at the end. Me? I use Blogger, Gmail, G-talk, Google, and Google video and I've been pushing G-talk for weeks. I hope for a painless death when they day of Google arrives. As should you.

REPENT AND BE SAVED.

4 Comments:

Blogger Maria said...

G-Talk is way way too simple. I'm hoping google is gonna come up with some amazing new features in the future. As for now, I'm gonna stick with colorful and icon-enabling AIM.

1:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

google scholar is where its at

6:58 PM  
Blogger tre ? said...

G-Day... That's when we all have our minds uploaded onto a search engine and can find our best friends and soulmates in a matter of seconds, and also be bombarded with ads to "Enhance your Manhood with C1lar15" even though due to our post human form all men will have 20 cm X 3.1 cm (diameter) penises that vibrate... all created with nanites. And women will still have a soul-crushing vagina.

and pillsandthrills@gmail.com, and i need a posse.

9:01 PM  
Blogger RF said...

Google censors information.. they are evil. We tried to find a very controversial photograph the other day for a project in Photo seminar and google refused any results... Yahoo produced one.. this has happened with several images.

It is a rather disturbing photo by mappelthorpe entitled "rosie" borders on child porn...

4:31 PM  

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