Wednesday, February 11, 2004

So this is the deal from last night, I heard it straight from my cousin's friend's sister, who is the girlfriend of one of the refs:

Okay, so the Fenwick Hockey Team is up 53 to 1 (We let them score one 'cause, well, 53 - zip is just bad...), so the Carmel Kids are getting pissed. There's only 15 Fenwick Kids, a handful of girls and boys, and like 200 Carmel kids. So, the Carmel kids surround the Fenwick kids, but Dave Pollitz keeps them back just by looking at them. So the Carmel kids get scared, and they run out to someone's car and bring in this massive steel cage. The bust it open and out storms this 300 pound, 7 foot tall beast of a man. The guys running on PCP and 'roids, and he has this redish glow in his pupil-less eyes. He sees Fr. Winkles' Roman Collar and it sends him into a fit of rage. He backhands Father in the face so hard, it knocks him into the air and through a brick wall. Father just gets knocked out, but the Fenwick kids rush the dude, and he eats one, knocking the rest back. So now, Pollitz is pissed. He steps up to the man-beast and the thing hits him with all his might, but Pollitz is unharmed. The beast snapps with anger, rips a bench out of the stands and swings. Pollitz blocks it with one hand and smashes his other fist into the beast's chest, pulls out his heart, and jams it down his throat. The thing dies, and all the Carmel kids go running. That fight was nothing compared to the fight afterwards, with the Ninjas and Grizzly Bears, but that's a different story.

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