Blade Trinity. Wellitchy, wellitchy, wellitchy. Alright, this movie is a Trinity, you got the Father (Blade/Wesley Snipes), the Son (Hannibal King/Ryan Reynolds
) and the Really Crappy Movie. Ha! You thought I was going to say Holy Ghost! Anyway, this movie should be a trinity of movies, ie. they should split it into three movies, which is what I am going to do. The Father film is great, four stars, mostly because Wesley snipes is the biggest badass of our generation. Seriously, this part of the movie is amazing, anything where Wesley Snipes is on screen is great, the action is great, the acting is great, it just works. The second movie, the Son one, is also good. Ryan Reynolds is a hoot. He uses more colorful language than a well seasoned trucker with a flat tire and a truckload of wet dogs. His wit, and action is placed. That brings us to the third part of the Trinity, the Really Crappy Movie. Anything else in this film sucks. The writing, the acting (Jessica Biel should be shot with her own bow), the CGI... gah, it's a mess. There are parts where I laughed out loud at the absurdity of the film. Mostly when anyone other than Wesley and Ryan opened their mouths. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the film immensely, but mostly cause it was unintentionally funny or Ryan and Welsey were on screen. Anyway, this is an entertaining film if you can take it with a grain of salt and enjoy the really cool parts and laugh at the bad stuff. And laugh you shall.

Also, why in God's name, does anyone who isn't Legolass, need a bow when you have a four barreled gun that shoots heat seeking rockets? And someone needs to fill the writers in about viruses and stuff.

Oh, yeah, and I forgot to mention: BLADE TRINITY IS THE MOST RACIST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN. But that is a different rant.