I learned today that Pac-Man is turning twenty-five this year. Yes, one of the oldest members of the video game industry is just a mere twenty-five years old. Think about that. Pac-Man is just twenty five and already married with kids. I don't know what he was thinking. He's just twenty-five! I could hang out with him. He could buy drinks in bars and throw parties in his killer bachelor pad, but no, instead he knocked up a giant yellow sphere and had a bunch of crappy games. Lesson to be learned here kids.

Another thought, if Pac-Man is just twenty-five, how young is Lara Croft? You perv. And you're a bigger perv for even thinking that, she's a video game heroine!